Chapter 1: Prologue
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Chapter 1: Prologue
The homebody from Rabbit Country, the high schooler from Basin Country, and the wanderer from Eagle Country—these are known as the three legendary professions!
Luo Feng was one of them.
On this day, the sky was clear and the sun shone brightly. Lounging comfortably in his reclining chair, Luo Feng’s fingers danced across the mouse as he browsed through various streamers on his laptop. Occasionally, he’d spot someone on the platform who appeared refined and affable, speaking eloquently, eager to play the shepherd dog.
He looked every bit the commander of nations.
Luo Feng frowned. It was already the twenty-first century—how could such spineless fools still exist? Was it so hard to stand up straight?
A wave of anger welled up within him, courage flaring in his heart. He grabbed his keyboard and launched into a furious tirade.
Heaven did not give birth to the Keyboard Warrior; thus, the Way of the Keyboard remains shrouded in eternal night. Keyboard, come forth!
That day, with keyboard in hand, Luo Feng once again entered the realm of the Landbound Keyboard Immortal—one key to make mortals kneel, one key to open the gates of heaven, key after key in succession, the aura of his words rolling like dragons against the walls.
At the peak of immortality, standing proud over the world, as long as the Keyboard Warrior exists, so too does the sky!
After half an hour of fierce battle, seeing his opponent vanish without a trace, Luo Feng smiled in satisfaction. The thrill of flaming others was intoxicating—once he began, he simply couldn’t stop.
It was just like cross-dressing—there was either zero or countless times.
Finally, like tying up a story’s loose threads, he casually typed a few words: “This really isn’t it. Not a single Avenger died during someone else’s tenure.”
“Well said, boss! 666!”
“The enemy is on Capitol Hill!”
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“Three years and three more, I’ve already become president! (dog head to save my life)”
“Reasonable, well-argued, reasonable, well-argued (#/comical#/comical)”
“You little comrades are making it difficult for our Bureau of Persuasion (ー`ー)”
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Seeing the string of silly comments below, Luo Feng recited a couple of wise verses, then happily picked up his chilled soda and began to gulp it down…
Today was another joyfully (foolish) and peacefully (absurd) day o(*￣︶￣*)o
“Ding-dong!”
It wasn’t the doorbell, but a chime from his laptop. Suddenly, a sentence popped up on the screen, accompanied by two buttons beneath it.
“Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you truly want… to live?”
yes – no
“Damn! The Lord God Space?!”
At first, Luo Feng was startled, nearly spitting out his soda. As a seasoned web novel reader and tech enthusiast, he was all too familiar with the typical Lord God Space infinite flow plot.
Join the Lord God Space, become a Reincarnator, experience world after world, and use reward points to obtain anything you desire!
It sounded irresistibly tempting.
But calming down, recalling the countless Lord God flow novels, weren’t Reincarnators just a field of leeks, harvested again and again by the Lord God?
Comparing it with his own life…
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Luo Feng let out a cold laugh.
Choose? Choose, my foot!
What was wrong with his life now? Air conditioning in the summer, hotpot in the winter, living in the world’s safest country—work hard and you’d never want for food or clothing. It was nothing short of paradise.
These days, the life of an ordinary person sometimes surpassed that of an ancient emperor.
“Only thing missing is a girlfriend!”
He sighed, moved the mouse, and resolutely clicked no.
Go fight for your life in the Lord God Space, or stay at home in comfort?
In Luo Feng’s eyes, unless someone was facing death or insurmountable hardship, anyone who chose yes was just being dramatic. Only a country that feeds its people too well could breed such choices.
Throw them onto a battlefield with bullets flying and leave them hungry for three days and nights—let’s see if they still choose yes!
And then, and then—there was nothing after that.
Luo Feng suddenly felt everything go black, the world spinning as he vanished from where he sat. His final thought was—
“Damn! Is this Lord God Space poisoned?!”
“It must be a scam! Forcing people into the deal?!”
“I curse you—one day, may you be sold off yourself!”
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